(Source: henrycharlesbukowski, via omeitaa)

• Plot Twist: You meet someone.
• Bigger Plot Twist: You meet someone who has read all the same books as you and is obsessed with all the same stuff.
• Even Bigger Plot Twist: They are of your preferred gender and find you attractive, then ask you out.
• The Biggest Plot Twist Of Them All: They live in the same city as you.
• The Plot Twist of All Plot Twists: They Exist

• 1. Did you wake up cranky?
• 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
• 3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
• 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
• 5. Can you commit to one person?
• 6. How do you look right now?
• 7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
• 8. How often do you listen to music?
• 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
• 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?
• 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
• 12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
• 13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
• 14. Can you drive a stick shift?
• 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
• 16. Are you going out of town soon?
• 17. When was the last time you cried?
• 18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
• 19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
• 20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
• 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
• 22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
• 23. Are you nice to everyone?
• 24. What are you sitting on right now?
• 25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
• 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
• 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
• 28. Do you get a lot of colds?
• 29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
• 30. Does anyone hate you?
• 31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
• 32. Do you like watching scary movies?
• 33. Are you a jealous person?
• 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
• 35. Did you have a dream last night?
• 36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
• 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
• 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
• 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
• 40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
• 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
• 42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
• 43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
• 44. What’s the best part about school?
• 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
• 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
• 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
• 48. Were you single over the last summer?
• 49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
• 50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?